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STEVE!!!!! THIS IS SUCH GOOD NEWS!!!!!!!
THIS WILL BE THE CONVERSATION SOON: "Steve Jordan? Yes, I've read his books. Sure, he's a big celebrity now, but I knew him before he became a superstar. Nice guy, except for his penchant for interdimensional time traveling, a bit confusing that way. He had this one book cover photo that made him look like Neil DeGrasse Tyson, you know the hack who used to be a scientist, until it was finally proven that Mr. Jordan was a prophet and everything in his books turned out to really be true. Today is Thursday, right? Don't forget to take out the Jordan." (They'll change the name of recycling to Jordan.)
Love you much, and hope you outsell Dan Brown!
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