[nomesque]

Originally Posted by acidzebra

AAAARRRRRRRGH! UNICORN CHASER! UNICORN CHASER

awwww, pretty pony.

You REALLY don't know what image that caused my mind to come up with. Apparently I suffer from 'picture bleed', which causes one image to combine with the next, and... holy dooly, there's breakfast! Nice to see you again, brekky!

Originally Posted by montsnmags

Not all unicorns are good unicorns:

Huh - it IS, apparently, on the side of gay and lesbian white supremacists, though, so at least it's not completely closed-minded?

Originally Posted by Slite

Ok... I'll see your unicorn chaser and raise you THIS!

I feel sorry for the poor goggies though...

Uh-huh. I'm pretty sure there's a law against that. Or if there isn't, there should be.

Originally Posted by Slite

Noone... thats why we are so vewy vewy spefial! Not sure that is a good thing though

Of course it is. Everyone needs a chance to realise that mundane boringness has its up sides...

Originally Posted by Sweetpea

And why would anything interfere with gossip? I actually have more time to gossip in those hours I'm away from home than I have when I am at home.

I get lonely in the late afternoon when work is petering out and hardly anyone in Britain or the USA is awake and typing... *sniff*

Originally Posted by Wetdogeared

Dang. I get up at 4:00am, read a few posts, and before I know it half the world has gone by.

That should only really happen if you're sitting on the moon, right?

Originally Posted by kazbates

I pretty much feel the same way about you all! Just when I finally get the last kid in bed and have some time to spend on MR, most of the contestants of the Llounge (those of the non-American variety ~ yes, both North and South) are sleeping. I might catch a few on their lunch hour if I post in the morning, though.

Then you clearly belong in the Other Side of the World Club. Or maybe the Other Other Side of the Other World Club. Or both.

Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

nomesque, there is an obvious solution to your problem. two, actually. the obvious one : stop sleeping. you may have to work up to this gradually, but it's radically effective.

Been there, done that. The police visits were a little disconcerting. Apparently a tattooed bright-haired woman talking to herself scares a surprisingly large number of peak-hour commuters. Go figure.

Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

if you feel this is not within your grasp immediately, just switch over your schedule to paris time (the ONLY civilised schedule to have. not that i'm on it. i seem to operating in my own personal time zone. but that's another story...). problem solved.

See, I suggested this to my boss. Makes sense, really, cos our other dev offices are in Europe. He failed to see my point. Weird. Maybe the deranged ranting spoiled my otherwise sound argument.

Originally Posted by pshrynk

If I stand on my head while posting, can I be in the club?

Of course. In fact, you get extra roo points!

Originally Posted by vivaldirules

At first, I was a little miffed that, while I slept last night, you people were frolicking and carrying on and such without me. Then I saw Hasselhoff - twice. May I just say that I, too, would like laser eye surgery now?

Laser eye surgery won't help. Only staring very hard at the sun on a very sunny day in a place with no smog will burn THAT outta your retinas.