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Originally Posted by montsnmags
They're already free. No cramped battery-farmed Zany Carters come from here, and since I'm the sole supplier, and a militant monopolist, I second your motion with severe prejudice. FREE FREE-RANGE ZANY CARTERS FOR EVERYONE! (Excellent idea, my fellow banana-bender  ) |
WOOHOO!!!
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Originally Posted by montsnmags
Uh-oh. "Proactivising"? Work has got to you hasn't it? I suggest a double-Zany Carter Deluxe and a good lie down. Call your therapist if pain persists.
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Work
has, indeed, gotten to me. I'm verbifying. I'm buzz(word)ing. I'm popping coffee candies like... well, candy. A couple of ZCDs sound perfect. And I'm not breaking my conditions of employment. They just say I can't come to work under the influence, once I'm here I can drink whatever the hell I want. Sophistry, you reckon? Nuh-uh, they took out the 'don't get under the influence at work' clause cos our French office threatened to strike en-masse. Funny folk.