holy eldritch squid, batman ! cthulhu himself has surfaced from the the deeps to provide his suggestions ?? i'm honoured (and a little frightened) but... rhubarb, well, i'm not too sure how i feel about that particular vegetable (or whatever it is), so... i'll think about it but no promises. as for george... when my brother was a little kid he used to catch spiders in jars and keep them as pets. they were all called george. i'm sure you can clearly see why that's a connotation i'd prefer to avoid.
i see "the red one next to the ebookwise" is leading the poll results and it does have quite a ring to it, doesn't it ? although, mediax, now that you mention it, scarlett has a definite charm as well... and "lucie the liseuse" is quite charming too. then again "the red baron" has really got style. and there's a wine bar in paris named "le baron rouge" which i quite like, although i don't go too often. i like "shiny" too. of course, "chronophage" is probably the most appropriate suggestion so far.
decisions, decisions !!