Thread: Meet-Up! There we go! AGAIN! Tonight's Apéro time in Paris :-)
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Old 09-20-2009, 09:54 AM   #33
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Originally Posted by vivaldirules View Post
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(doggie prepares to bark his head off)
Oy, you! Barky Bill. Now, we all know that our Queen Zelda takes her (completely unnecessary for its named purpose) beauty sleep for as long as she sees fit, so that she can wake up and rule us gently and scratch your belly with her calm, pacifist hand.

However, waking her doesn't wake Zelda, but wakes that fearful conglomerate of childrens' nightmares, THE RED QUEEN OF HEARTS. You know, the one that makes our good friend, THE SNACKER OF NATIONS look like nice company to take out on a dinner date?

Be a good dog and go lie on your mat and be patient. I've heard she's got a super-special bacon croissant made up especially for you for breakfast/brunch/lunch/afternoon tea/whatever-time-she-wakes-up-meal, so you wouldn't want her to give it some other dog, would you now?

Cheers,
Marc
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