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Originally Posted by Verencat
 Cthulhu is here, Cthulhu is here!!!!!!!!!
Run for your lives!!!! |
Cthulhu is okay, so long as you don't act too human. Also, he washes dogs for a living, so he can't be all bad (well, technically only the one dog. Here, VR. C'mon, boy...it's dog-washing time!). Also, he's the only one who can down ZCD's like he's glutting himself on the last light of the universe, with no apparent ill effects. True story.
'Course, give him a nice, tall lemonade with crescent of lime and an umbrella in the top, and there's no telling what he'll do (true "dancing-around-lampshade-on-his-head" type madness!)
G'day, Cthulhu. It's blood-curdlingly soul-freezing to see you again. Can I get you a drink?
Cheers,
Marc