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Originally Posted by mikemc2
Speaking of the quality of Dan Brown's work..
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From "Author" Dan Brown:
A voice spoke, chillingly close. "Do not move." On his hands and knees, the curator froze, turning his head slowly. Only fifteen feet away, outside the sealed gate, the mountainous silhouette of his attacker stared through the iron bars. He was broad and tall, with ghost-pale skin and thinning white hair. His irises were pink with dark red pupils.
Close, but fifteen feet away.

Dear, sweet God - have mercy on him for he knows not what he does...to the English language.
I think Dan Brown would be an absolute GENIUS if he wrote pulp westerns or noir fiction.
Don