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Originally Posted by Daithi
An old girlfriend told me that when you read a fortune cookie you are supposed to tack on the words "in bed" to the end.
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It seems as if it was almost 40 years ago that I read in Playboy that quite a bit of fun could be had by adding the words "between the sheets" to the end of any book title.
Let me try some of the books I've read this year:
Flatland Between the Sheets. (Sounds sad.)
Death by Black Hole Between the Sheets. (Jeez, I don't even want to go there...)
The Secret Adversary Between the Sheets. (Talk about being in bed with the enemy!)
When Jesus Became God Between the Sheets. (Now, that just ain't right.)
The First Coming Between the Sheets. (To paraphrase John Lennon, now someone's gonna' crucify me!)
The Babysitter's Code Between the Sheets.
The End of Faith Between the Sheets. (How to know when the relationship is over.)
For Your Eyes Only Between the Sheets. (Braggart!)
In Search of Time Between the Sheets.
Meeting Jesus Again for the First Time Between the Sheets. (In my defense, I did read these books this year, and I didn't originate the game!)
Plum Spooky Between the Sheets. (I think I dated her once.)
Right Ho, Jeeves Between the Sheets. (The hip-hop romance.)
The Tempest Between the Sheets. (A case of delusions of grandeur.)
Physics of the Impossible Between the Sheets (Impressive!)
Alice's Adventures in Wonderland Between the Sheets.
Make 'Em Laugh Between the Sheets. (Not necessarily recommended for those wishing to improve their technique.)