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Originally Posted by pshrynk
$300 please. You can pay the laddy at the door.
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[With one hand pushes through scratched and crooked screen door onto front porch, while the other hand passes to the laddy a cheque so bouncy that it once knocked back a dinner-date offer from flubber, and the other other hand that looks suspiciously long and hairy and good for arboreal commuting swings around behind the laddy to grab $300 from the till while the other other other hand, that'd be good for the second part of a swing through arboreal traffic congestion, scratches his butt (its own, not the laddy's)]
Right-o, off to the pub...