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Originally Posted by montsnmags
~ahem~ "Fiddled with"? I will have you know that the pejorative and perverse connotations attached to such a casually flippant phrasing could not be further from the deeply intense and Daedalian process of "uplift" performed on these complex canines...or, I would have you know it...if I had anything to do with it...which I don't...because I'm not them...am I?...[gods-damned blurry lines between reality and fiction that I'm always stubbing my toe on...]
An Invisible Gibbon's essential matter of entangled interfenestrons can be in three possible states: "languid" (hylobatidaeous hypostasis), "peppy" (hylobatidaeous hyperchaos) or "Wisconsin" (hylobatidaeous farkinwinter). The current state can only be determined by observation, which, what with it being an invisible gibbon, is therefore rather unpredictably reliant upon and inevitably a cause of their chronic introspection, otherwise known as the Hylobatidae Uncertainty Principle (HUP).
Although weight is significantly affected by the HUP, it should be noted that the weight/mass of all gibbons is, in general, whatever the hell they damn well want it to be. This fact that can be verified by approaching your nearest example and saying, "Hey, fatty, still too stupid to have evolved out of the trees yet, huh?".
Cheers,
Marc
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Marc, I just HAVE to ask this.
Are you like this IRL? If so, I definitly have to meet you someday! I don't know anyone who can at the same time amuse and confuse me so much! Thank you so much for beeing here and making our days so much brighter!