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Originally Posted by Moejoe
I'd blow out the candles, but I'd probably faint now that I'm a wheezy old man of 35 years living on this strange, spinning piece of cosmic dirt  (Secrets time; I don't like cake much, except for Cheesecake and that's rubbish for candles, they keep falling over).
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Make the candles out of chocolate, and make them not candles, but chocolate bars like Violet Crumbles or something. Mmm, chocolate not-candles...
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for the Monroe-Bacall hybrid birthday wish, wouldn't it be strange if you could actually.....oooh.. story senses tingling....here it comes.... Bingo!!!
There's another story to write
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See, that's what I find simultaneously hilarious and amazing about you (note, hilarity does not denote mockery). I (or anyone - I just do it naturally

) can make any random, meaningless words in a post, and your spidey-sense starts doing the typewriter-tango. Words like spiders, typewriter-tango, random and chocolate not-candles. What were we talking about?
Cheers,
Marc (I like chocolate not-candles...probably)