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Originally Posted by montsnmags
I think he should write a story about a guy that writes short stories who has a birthday today. It should have cake in it (and possibly a gibbon-in-busty-drag bursting out of that cake and singing sexy-pouty-like, "Happy Birthday, Mr. Artist-in-residence" [Ed.:that kind of rhymes with "President", yeah?]).
I like cake.
Happy Birthday, Mr. Artist-in-residence. Maybe blow out your candles now. You know how to blow out candles, don't you, Moejoe? You just put your lips together and...blow.
Cheers,
Marc (Monroe? Bacall? How did that happen?)
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I'd blow out the candles, but I'd probably faint now that I'm a wheezy old man of 35 years living on this strange, spinning piece of cosmic dirt
(Secrets time; I don't like cake much, except for Cheesecake and that's rubbish for candles, they keep falling over).
for the Monroe-Bacall hybrid birthday wish, wouldn't it be strange if you could actually.....oooh.. story senses tingling....here it comes.... Bingo!!!
There's another story to write