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Originally Posted by koland
I thought it was sitting on a cat (it's kinda tiny -- how would it get the chicken to stand for being plucked while still in a sittable condition?)
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Maybe it's the dreaded ChickenCat!!
Half chicken, half cat - this horrible fiend terrorizes all.
With claws like razor blades and a beak that can puncture almost all brands of aluminum foil, it roams the countryside searching for marzipan (because that's what the ChickenCat eats.)
It apparently also steals goats. Probably just to be evil.
Chaos and fear rule until the heroic dog neutralizes the monster by sitting on its head.
All hail the conquering dog!!