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Old 09-11-2009, 07:05 AM   #202
bertold
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Since you used some idiomatic English in your
post, I took the liberty of translating its key
fragments for readers who aren't native speakers.
I'm sure you won't mind.


Quote:
Originally Posted by Moejoe View Post
(throws up a little in his mouth)

"I am a wannabe who will never amount to anything as a
writer and this frustrates me quite a bit."


Quote:
Originally Posted by Moejoe View Post
(laughter and a little bit of sick coming up through the nostrils)

"I can't hold a reader's interest for more than 10 syllables, but my
grammar is immaculate. I don't understand why Dan Brown is such
a success, since his grammar is so bad. This frustrates me quite a bit."


Quote:
Originally Posted by Moejoe View Post
(fists balling in anger, swallowing the sick that was already in my mouth)

"I spend a lot of time and effort insulting other people's work
on internet forums, while Dan Brown does research and writes
books which sell millions of copies. I don't understand why I
am not as successful as he is. This frustrates me a lot."


Quote:
Originally Posted by Moejoe View Post
(feeling queasy)

"He also has great hair. This frustrates me a lot."


Quote:
Originally Posted by Moejoe View Post
(projectile vomiting)

"I am a very sad, frustrated and arrogant individual. I don't
give a damn whose feelings I hurt as long as I get to rant
about writers much more successful than I will ever be."


Quote:
Originally Posted by Moejoe View Post
Enjoy

Believe me - I did.


And now, if you will forgive me, I will take my leave of this
forum. The thought that someone might associate me with
it one day horrifies me.


Adieu.
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