Since you used some idiomatic English in your
post, I took the liberty of translating its key
fragments for readers who aren't native speakers.
I'm sure you won't mind.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Moejoe
(throws up a little in his mouth)
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"I am a wannabe who will never amount to anything as a
writer and this frustrates me quite a bit."
Quote:
Originally Posted by Moejoe
(laughter and a little bit of sick coming up through the nostrils)
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"I can't hold a reader's interest for more than 10 syllables, but my
grammar is immaculate. I don't understand why Dan Brown is such
a success, since his grammar is so bad. This frustrates me quite a bit."
Quote:
Originally Posted by Moejoe
(fists balling in anger, swallowing the sick that was already in my mouth)
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"I spend a lot of time and effort insulting other people's work
on internet forums, while Dan Brown does research and writes
books which sell millions of copies. I don't understand why I
am not as successful as he is. This frustrates me a lot."
Quote:
Originally Posted by Moejoe
(feeling queasy)
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"He also has great hair. This frustrates me a lot."
Quote:
Originally Posted by Moejoe
(projectile vomiting)
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"I am a very sad, frustrated and arrogant individual. I don't
give a damn whose feelings I hurt as long as I get to rant
about writers much more successful than I will ever be."
Quote:
Originally Posted by Moejoe
Enjoy 
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Believe me - I did.
And now, if you will forgive me, I will take my leave of this
forum. The thought that someone might associate me with
it one day horrifies me.
Adieu.