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Originally Posted by pshrynk
I have an anti vent. Last night as I was walking Max the Mutant Yorkie, I noticed a bounch of cars outside the house next door. And a U-Haul. There were loads of people there taking boxes and furniture out. Now this is odd, I thought. The Neighborman is in Canada this week, fishing. How could it be tahat they are also moving? as it turns out, just the Neighborwoman and her reprobate son are moving, leaving Neighborman to fend for himself. I've never really ranted about these people, because they have become just a part of the background annoyance. But maybe, just maybe,if the universe is shifting my way, he will move out once he returns to an empty house from his trip...
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You never know. even if neighbourman stays, maybe his aggravating aspects were a product of living with neighbourwoman and the reprobate. He might turn into a swell chap that cuts your nature strip for you and lends you his tools.
No?
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Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel
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I've said it before and I'll say it again...
Catire: Evil Genius Criminal Mastermind Supervillain...on a budget.
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Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel
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i bet if you could throw in the soul of your unborn child
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Souls of unborn children taste so very bland. I prefer those of mature age, highly experienced, hardcore sinners - something rich and spicy, with a bit of bone and gristle to chew on.
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along with the mangoes you'd be able to work something out.
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Mangoes will do it, definitely. It's my favourite fruit and face-and-hand-wash (you can't eat a mango properly without experiencing the latter).
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then again, you never know, maybe he's been dreaming up a new Mango Zany Carter recipe, in which case you might have deal.
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Ooh, yes, that'd be nice.
[heads off to laboratory with tray of mangoes, blowtorch, and some C-4]
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Originally Posted by badgoodDeb
I wonder if there is a Raspberry Zany Carter version? with chocolate, of course. That would be to dye for!
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Would blackberries make a better dye?
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Originally Posted by pilotbob
there's just to man mozeled words used on this forum, especially this thread.
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You can never have to much mozzling. It keeps the language moving and pisses off prescriptive pedants - Win, win!
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Originally Posted by pshrynk
Mangoes as payment depends on if Adrian is gibboning the front desk. If so, you're in.
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...and you'll never get out again.
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Originally Posted by badgoodDeb
Would he accept a warm hug and kiss as an apology? Or is that too dangerous to offer?
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Adrian says,
"Yes" and is blushing with love. Have you ever seen a gibbon blush so? It kind of looks like this:
Cheers,
Marc (I've been busy on the weekend, and I'm a little behind - see above)