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Originally Posted by Patricia
Meanwhile, Zelda might consider using the trebuchet to project a lot of very sticky toffee into the school playground of the shums. They would then have the pleasure of enjoying the toffee, while having their little jaws clamped together by sweet goo. The result would be near-silence, and a win-win situation.
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There you go again, Patricia, clearly demonstrating your exceptional talents at peace-making. I commend you. Unfortunately, you're taking all the fun out of dealing with The SHUMS. I like the trebuchet idea, but it needs to be loaded with something more sinister and destructive than toffee. Perhaps squirrels or spiders or old ABBA albums or something.