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Originally Posted by pshrynk
I have an anti vent. Last night as I was walking Max the Mutant Yorkie, I noticed a bounch of cars outside the house next door. And a U-Haul. There were loads of people there taking boxes and furniture out. Now this is odd, I thought. The Neighborman is in Canada this week, fishing. How could it be tahat they are also moving? as it turns out, just the Neighborwoman and her reprobate son are moving, leaving Neighborman to fend for himself. I've never really ranted about these people, because they have become just a part of the background annoyance. But maybe, just maybe,if the universe is shifting my way, he will move out once he returns to an empty house from his trip...
No more middle of the night fireworks displays. In November. No more driving up at 11:30 PM, yelling loudly at one another, then letting the dogs out and yelling loudly at them. No more petty vandalism of my gardens by The Son and his loser friends. No more mowing the lawn at 6:00AM on a Sunday. Wouldn't that be great?
I'll worry about the new neighbors when they arrive.
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Wow, sounds like our neighbors... the "partypack". Even if they have been rather quiet this summer. Just been a few ocations when I have been tempted to go over and cut the electricity to their house with an axe.
The main quip I have with them is their immensly bad taste in music, they listen mostly to what over here in sweden is called "Dansband", which really have no equivalent anywhere else as far as I know. If I have to compare it to something, I would have to say Country, only worse, MUCH worse.
And once they get really drunk... Tam Tam TAAAAAA! Karaoke-time!
Now, Karaoke can be fun, but not at 2 am when one tries to get some sleep. And again, the music selection they "sing" to is in my book the equivalent of something you ould get from a
Katzenklavier!
The day they move... I will be dancing nekkid on my driveway!