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pshrynk · 09-04-2009, 08:58 AM

I have an anti vent. Last night as I was walking Max the Mutant Yorkie, I noticed a bounch of cars outside the house next door. And a U-Haul. There were loads of people there taking boxes and furniture out. Now this is odd, I thought. The Neighborman is in Canada this week, fishing. How could it be tahat they are also moving? as it turns out, just the Neighborwoman and her reprobate son are moving, leaving Neighborman to fend for himself. I've never really ranted about these people, because they have become just a part of the background annoyance. But maybe, just maybe,if the universe is shifting my way, he will move out once he returns to an empty house from his trip...

No more middle of the night fireworks displays. In November. No more driving up at 11:30 PM, yelling loudly at one another, then letting the dogs out and yelling loudly at them. No more petty vandalism of my gardens by The Son and his loser friends. No more mowing the lawn at 6:00AM on a Sunday. Wouldn't that be great?

I'll worry about the new neighbors when they arrive.

09-04-2009, 08:58 AM	#5264
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	I have an anti vent. Last night as I was walking Max the Mutant Yorkie, I noticed a bounch of cars outside the house next door. And a U-Haul. There were loads of people there taking boxes and furniture out. Now this is odd, I thought. The Neighborman is in Canada this week, fishing. How could it be tahat they are also moving? as it turns out, just the Neighborwoman and her reprobate son are moving, leaving Neighborman to fend for himself. I've never really ranted about these people, because they have become just a part of the background annoyance. But maybe, just maybe,if the universe is shifting my way, he will move out once he returns to an empty house from his trip... No more middle of the night fireworks displays. In November. No more driving up at 11:30 PM, yelling loudly at one another, then letting the dogs out and yelling loudly at them. No more petty vandalism of my gardens by The Son and his loser friends. No more mowing the lawn at 6:00AM on a Sunday. Wouldn't that be great? I'll worry about the new neighbors when they arrive.