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Originally Posted by Wetdogeared
Dateline August 29, 2009: MobileReadNews Newsflash!
*SNIP* (Youʻve all already read it!)
More at MobileNewsNightline @ 11:00.
WDE. (WearyDreamingEpidemiologist)
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Oh no, oh no!! Iʻm in quarantine! So how do you de-abba-tize yourself? Cold shower? onion-garlic soup in your underwear? Steak through your nose at midnight? OH DEAR GOODNESS, HAVE YOU FOUND A CURE, clever dog?
But, eh, it feels so, chipper, and lively, and pleasant, and I just canʻt stop moving my feet and bopping to the beat... why do I suddenly feel like a dancing queen in waterloo? And I donʻt mind being quarantined here, itʻs been a little while since Iʻve been out of this room anyway...
Oh, and I donʻt yodel. Ever.