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Three easy solutions. I'd choose the first one.
1 - If you're reasonably careful, he's really not likely to bite you so just overcome your primeval fear somehow and put him in a bag, box, jar, or other container and take him outside and let him go.
2 - Swat him with something and squish him (or flush him).
3 - Open your window, yell FIRE! FIRE! and when someone shows up, kindly invite them in for a drink and then plead with them to help you. They will then proceed to do either #1 or #2 (or possibly repeat #3).
Problem solved. Next crisis, please.
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