Maybe we could get the Forum Software (where is she, anyway?) to create a Captain Pinktoe for us. Then we (or at least pshwynkies) could have a conversation with him.
Good morning, Pinkies! How are you today? Read any good ebooks lately? And, oh, what is your feeling about heels - specifically how high should a girl wear her heels to best accentuate her figure without crashing to the floor in a tragic accident?
