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"Lamp?? NO! Not that lamp!" Jack/Jackie bellowed. "That's the lamp I won for my excellent rendition of 'I Will Survive' on the stage last night, wearing these very same stilettos! Please, any lamp but that one!"
Jack/Jackie started sobbing as he/she stumbled around on the stilettos. As the tears fell, the mascara began to smear all around, mixing to give the illusion of a melting, hussied-up snowqueen.
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