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To the tune of red river valley,
"Ode to all my Contacts/Friends"
From this forum they say you are going.
We will miss your bright eyes, kazbates, dear,
For they say youʻre taking dreams and Verencat,
Who have brightened our friend, wetdogeared.
So come sit by my side, montsnmags.
Do not hasten to hit on GeoffC.
Just remember the stick of desertgrandma,
And the one that gave me a psock, friend curly.
I've been thinking a long time, donnageddon
Of the sweet treats Uncle Duke likes to eat,
Now, alas, must my Peveral vanish
For they say you forgot to wipe the seat
Do you think of the forum you're leaving
O how lonely and sad pshrynk will be
And do you think of the Rebarnmomʻs heart you're breaking
And, oh, my, I really have to pee
They will bury me where you have been reading
Near the hills where the ereaders grow
When you're gone from the Mobile Read Forum
For I can't live without you I know
(Now, arenʻt all of you who *arenʻt* yet my friends feeling really sad right about now? Now accepting applications....)
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