My husband wants to connect my laptop to my treadmill in such a way that only by using my treadmill can I use my laptop. (I hope he never figures that one out, but you know, it would probably work
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Just as an on topic note, my mom (I love her!) used to make the most derogatory comments about overly overweight people when I was a kid. I found it as offensive then, as I find it now.) It's not like you can go "cold turkey" on food, especially donuts and chocolate!