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that would unravel the very fabric of the universe, causing the pirateninjasquirrels to succed in their dastardly plan to abduct Queen Z, stop the development of Zany Carters Glögg and *gasp* neuter Vivaldi...
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Okay, so I agree that the last two would be bad, but let's have a little perspective here. I don't think Queen Z has done a single thing to earn our loyalty, apart from that one incident with the Omniswans last year that could well have been a fluke. And the PirateNinjaZombieSquirrels are a woefully unrepresented constituency who are, frankly, tired of all the prejudice being constantly leveled against them. I mean, yes, we call them creatures of pure and unrelenting evil... but let us not forget, a few hundred years ago we said the same of the Dutch. And it turned out to only be partially true.