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Originally Posted by Slite
You aparently have never smelled a Bernese Mountain dog after he had a good roll in Wild Boar droppings..... It would make a skunk blush with envy... 
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Or try the breath of a dog that has just lapped at pub-side pavement pizza, or at the sports fields has chowed down on some post-game (human) park poo. That's one dog you don't want licking your face.
The worst smell for me was the heavily soiled (with apparently every possible human fluid) female underpants that Maggie rolled in in the park. Mind you, The Loved One found the odour barely obnoxious, and not much noticeable, whereas my small intestine tried to crawl up through my stomach and out of my throat to strangle me just so that I'd stop inhaling the putrid, nauseating stench.
Yes, puppy breath is indeed delightful, especially in relative terms.
Cheers,
Marc