All you
need to know about Texas (and maybe Texans?) is contained in the Austin Lounge Lizards song
Stupid Texas Song.

Complete lyrics and a 40-second clip at the URL.
Don't blame
me for the song --
they're the Texans, not me! Just be aware that the Lounge Lizards' repertoire lacks any claim to seriousness. Humor, satire, etc... sure. Seriousness -- not a chance!
Xenophon