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Moejoe · 08-09-2009, 08:29 PM

Katie Price (Jordan) is a best-selling author!!

For those of you who aren't in the know (count yourself lucky) Jordan / Miss Price is a glamour model and reality TV star with zero brain cells and less charm than a bucket of pig swill.

Here is a picture of this loathsome creature at a book signing:

But, you may be asking yourself, so what? She's just another celebrity hawking her biography. Why so mad, Moejoe? Why so angry?

Because of this: http://www.randomhouse.co.uk/catalog...?authorID=5830

Her latest work of 'fiction' is no1 on the Sunday Times besteller list!!

R.I.P

The English Novel

Born: 1485 (Le Morte d'Arthur by Thomas Malory)

Died: Aug 2009 (Sapphire by Katie Price)

You will be missed.

08-09-2009, 08:29 PM	#1
Moejoe Banned Posts: 5,100 Karma: 72193 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: South of the Border Device: Coffin	R.I.P. The English Novel 1485 - 2009 Katie Price (Jordan) is a best-selling author!! For those of you who aren't in the know (count yourself lucky) Jordan / Miss Price is a glamour model and reality TV star with zero brain cells and less charm than a bucket of pig swill. Here is a picture of this loathsome creature at a book signing: But, you may be asking yourself, so what? She's just another celebrity hawking her biography. Why so mad, Moejoe? Why so angry? Because of this: http://www.randomhouse.co.uk/catalog...?authorID=5830 Her latest work of 'fiction' is no1 on the Sunday Times besteller list!! R.I.P The English Novel Born: 1485 (Le Morte d'Arthur by Thomas Malory) Died: Aug 2009 (Sapphire by Katie Price) You will be missed.