Welcome Reyben! That's plenty enough information to know you'll probably fit right in on MR, and especially in the Llounge
Pull up a chair, have a drink (if Marc offers you one, put the seatbelts on first
) and enjoy! Oh, and avoid the blue one next to the fish, given what you said above. It's nothing to be afraid of, but still...
More seriously, are you thinking of getting a device? If so, allow me to recommend the Sony 505 in stunningly smart silver