[Reyben]

I'm new. Hello.

I'm Reyben and I'm half reader, half writer. Wait, that's a lie. I'm three quarters writer and one quarter reader. I'm also one third cuttlefish and two fifths tableclothe, but the family doesn't like me to talk about those parts.

Anyway. I'm English, and therefore naturally reserved- or, if you prefer, horrifically repressed. I'm young, and therefore congenitally lazy despite my better judgment. I have a weakness for anything involving robots, technology tends to break around me and as I get older I'm becoming increasingly afraid of the colour blue.

I think that's more information than anyone cares to know, so I'll stop hereabouts. Just to say, nice to meet you all, and I'm sure I'll be making further posts quite shortly. As soon as I work out my way around.

Now, who else is here?