"...he is unwillingly pulled into a fantasy world by the turtle wizard Clothahump..."
Sorry, that right there turned me off. I wish that I did like fantasy, because there are so many more worlds to explore. But as soon as the maiden and/or squire finds the dragon egg and it hatches and imprints on her/him, well, I'm finished with it. Same for horny gals and sexy vampires. The first couple hundred stories like that were something new, but the next couple thousand are just repeats with different titles. Maybe someone should write a story about a horny dragon and an unattractive vampire with bad skin?
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