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Old 08-06-2009, 09:59 AM   #156
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Scene: a branch of a well-known bookstore

Me: Good afternoon esteemed young retail professional. I would like to buy a liseuse.

Shop assistant: I'm afraid we don't sell lizards, sir. This is a bookshop.

Me: Very amusing. Or could it be that you do not know the correct term - liseuse - and refer to the device as an 'electronic book reader' or some other unstylish terminology. I am surprised - I took you for a sophisticated young person, 'au fait' (as the French say) with current trends, but perhaps I was wrong...

Shop assistant: No, no... I was only joking. Of course I know that it is a liseuse. I never call it anything else. If you would come this way sir.

...fade

Excellent!! I am going to try that the next time I'm at Borders and the Sony Style story! It only takes one person to start a revolution!!
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