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Originally Posted by MaggieScratch
Thanks, everyone! I wasn't trolling for birthday wishes, really...  But we wants our birthday present, precious!
My baseball team got me a starting pitcher. Pretty nice. 
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Dear Maggie:
Yes, my Giants finally did some trades too and got two people that actually know to face the pitcher in order to bat. It is like a birthday present for me.
Routinely, the Giants wait until pigs sprout wings and get batters that swing like rusty gates. I swear, if Barry Bonds had not done steroids we would not have had any true hitters in 6 years. I am amazed that we now have two people that are advanced enough to walk to the plate on their own!