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Originally Posted by DixieGal
If you drop your cbook, do they always land open to the page you are reading?
Are all of the cookbooks recipes for tuna?
Does the cat allow you to use its tail for a cbookmark?
If you misplace your cbook, can you use the can opener to make it come to you?
Does petting make the cbook recharge?
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STOP! I'll pop my stitches!!
(Oh, wait. They're all healed.)
Okay, keep going!