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griffonwing · 07-29-2009, 04:27 PM

It's been scientifically proven that 90% of men over the age of 25 have a 'safe pocket' in their right butt cheek. This 'pocket' or technically referred to as an indentation, is derived from years of stuffing a thick wallet into the back right pants pocket.

Ask an adult male who owns a large wallet to switch back pockets and sit down, he will shift uncomfortably as his left cheek does not have this indentation.

Therefore, I bring it to you that should you wish to keep your reader safe, all you need to do is remove the wallet and fill the empty cavity with the reader.

Thank you.

07-29-2009, 04:27 PM	#75
griffonwing Suave Swabby, Savvy? Posts: 1,602 Karma: 520350 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Harrison, ARrrr, USA - southern Ozark mountains Device: Slate Blue PEZ (Astak Pocket Pro), CVSCX-9300 Quad-band watch phone	It's been scientifically proven that 90% of men over the age of 25 have a 'safe pocket' in their right butt cheek. This 'pocket' or technically referred to as an indentation, is derived from years of stuffing a thick wallet into the back right pants pocket. Ask an adult male who owns a large wallet to switch back pockets and sit down, he will shift uncomfortably as his left cheek does not have this indentation. Therefore, I bring it to you that should you wish to keep your reader safe, all you need to do is remove the wallet and fill the empty cavity with the reader. Thank you. Last edited by griffonwing; 07-29-2009 at 04:29 PM.