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This is all the fault of EasyJet; if the plane had been on time, this would never have happened.
The Queen of Paree, Princess Zelda
Descending a tall helda skelda
Clad her Sony liseuse
In a set of mink furs
For safety and luxury shelda
Said Zelda in that flat of hurrs,
"Stroke this case, I swear that it purrs;
A tether of leather
To keep it wherever
I go, and it's Liseuse in Furrs"
Queen Z took that furry liseuse
With her when she walked by La Meuse
But this pastoral ramble
Was disrupted by bramble
So now it's a liseuse in furze
"I shall hang," said Queen Zelda of Paris
"My landlord from yon nearby arris,
For my lounge window leaks
(Hence my ear-splitting shrieks)
And detracts from the look of my palace"
Er, sorry
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