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Originally Posted by LazyScot
All those puns (well four) and not a single groan. Listen, if you don't at least groan, they'll just keep getting worse. And if you don't believe me, you can ask my Better Half. Or at least you can once she is released from the Comic Injuries ward of the local hospital having recovered from 3rd degree puns...
<wanders off muttering and chuntering to himself...>
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i was groaning on the inside...
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No, more that you shouldn't listen to the local barfly's recommendations that you'll have a good time if you quaff that bottle labelled "drink me" and go through a certain door....
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that's probably true for all of us, don't you think ?
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Would the village be Little Nibbling, Swelling-on-the-Tum or Middle Spread?
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:groan:

!!! (happy now ?)
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Isn't there a danger if Am gets all these pains you keep talking about she won't be able to write?
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they're not *debilitating* pains. usually. except possibly for keyboards.
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hm. perhaps i should just eat them myself.