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Originally Posted by LazyScot
<picks up phone and dials top secret, ultra secure, yeti-phone number>
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All those puns (well four) and not a single groan. Listen, if you don't at least groan, they'll just keep getting worse. And if you don't believe me, you can ask my Better Half. Or at least you can once she is released from the Comic Injuries ward of the local hospital having recovered from 3rd degree puns...
<wanders off muttering and chuntering to himself...>
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Originally Posted by montsnmags
That...I...don't exist? No?
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No, more that you shouldn't listen to the local barfly's recommendations that you'll have a good time if you quaff that bottle labelled "drink me" and go through a certain door....
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Originally Posted by ShortNCuddlyAm
“Hugo,” said Lefty, “we’re in a sleepy Sussex sillage, errr, village. We aren’t going to see any action.” Unlike Hugo, Lefty sounded quite pleased at this.
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Would the village be Little Nibbling, Swelling-on-the-Tum or Middle Spread?
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Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel
i'd think you'd have the same problem with crumbs in the keyboard with a pain aux amandes / chocolat... worse in fact, those things are notoriously flaky. but okay. and a few fougasses as well (anchovies ??? seriously ??? well, no accounting for taste, i suppose.  ) |
Isn't there a danger if Am gets all these pains you keep talking about she won't be able to write?