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<picks up phone and dials top secret, ultra secure, yeti-phone number>
"Hello, is that Yeti P--"
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"Hello, is that Yeti Pestering Services, unlimited."
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"Excellent. I was ringing about a contrac-"
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"Yes, that's the one--"
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"Force Majeure?"
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"Oh, sorry, so you just had an unexpected day visit from a mother--"
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"Sponges? Well, they do tend to--"
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"And a vat of custard? I---"
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"I'm not suprised you were driven to the sherry. Though I prefer Cointreau--"
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"Did what with some fruits?"
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"Whipped, I should hope?"
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"Nuts. Defintely nuts."
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"I agree. Not someone to trifle with. Anyhow--"
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"Ahhh."
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"Umm."
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"Chocolate deprivation."
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"And a ZCD on an empty stomach."
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"Well, that would make temporal predictions exceptionally unreliable--"
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"So you're happy to carry on with the---"
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"Ahhh."
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"Oh."
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"Well, if it takes all sorts---"
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"And some 3 foot laces?"
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"Productivity bonus? Is that per word or per post?"
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"Per post. And I'll have them delivered."
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"No, thank you!"
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