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Originally Posted by griffonwing
What is the difference between SPRAY ON TAN and A LONG-HAIRED SIMIAN?
One is an ORANGUTAN
the other is U-TAN ORANGE  |
Kind Sir, Monsieur, or Seņor!
I have stood by too long observing you make witty jokes on the internet instead of getting out there and being British, or French, or at the very least Spanish and solving intriguing mysteries with your pipe in hand and/or mouth!
I do not ask, I
demand!, that you immediately adjust your public behavior to match my shallow and ill-conceived preconceptions!
- Ahi