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tips:
1. don't trust a granny. they WILL hurt you
2. a pretty lady in a skirt who is enthralled by every word you say is a sign that you have won too much at poker
3. if you see too many boobs, watch your pockets
4. if its free... be sure you will end up paying.
5. if it doesn't look like it once was a chicken. it's not.
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