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Originally Posted by rebarnmom
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This one's for pshrynk...
Patient: Doctor! Doctor! I dreamed that I was an acorn and a pecan!
Doctor: You must be nuts.
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A bloke walks into a pub, and the publican says, "Hey, mate, you've got a steering wheel down the front of your pants". The man replies, "Yeah, it's driving me nuts!".