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Originally Posted by Nate the great
And along the keel be sure to write "Australia".
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Which makes keel-hauling a whole lot more funner.
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Originally Posted by Peverel
At this point I have to ask if the vessel already has had a name? If she has (all ships are she's btw) it is very unlucky to rename her. The correct process is:
1. Offer the vessel the new name
2. Strike the bow of the vessel with a bottle of champagne once only
If the bottle breaks the vessel has accepted the new name.
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...and you've wasted a perfectly good bottle of champagne.
...drink the champagne.
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leave her old name in place or risk the wraith of Neptune.
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Do that anyway, and get a sticker for the "bumper" that says,
"Neptune is Cthulhu's bee-yacht!".