One of my favourite jokes then:
Two beekeepers are talking at an international bee-keeping forum.
"I have 500,000 bees", says the first.
"Cool, how many bee hives?", asks the second.
""10" replies the first. "How many bees do you have?"
"1,000,000, in 25 bee hives".
At this point, a third beekeeper wanders over;
"How many bees do you have?", he is asked.
"10,000,000" he replies.
"Wow, how many bee hives for that many bees?"
"One"
"One!?"
"Yeah, they're only bees - f**k 'em!"
