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Originally Posted by yvanleterrible
You still have to vacuum the lawn and wash it from sticky dusts.
(Next door neighbour) "What are you doing?"
(Sparrow) "Shampooing my lawn!"

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I prefer the sound of this:
"Our garden grass is truly maintenance free, you just need to remove debris and leaves to maintain and enjoy a beautiful garden for many years. Cleaning can be achieved with a brush or leaf blower. You never need to water, mow or roll - your garden just sits there and serves you!"