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Jaime_Astorga · 07-17-2009, 11:33 PM

Okay, so Farrah Fawcett dies and goes to heaven. At the pearly gates, St. Peter greets her, and then says "because you were such a good person, you are going to be granted one wish, which you may use to make life better for those left back on Earth."

So she thinks about it carefully for a few moments and then declares "I want all the children in the world to be safe!"

And a few hours later, Michael Jackson collapsed.

07-17-2009, 11:33 PM	#339
Jaime_Astorga Member Retired Posts: 274 Karma: 4446 Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Florida Device: PRS-350-SC: Sony Reader Pocket Edition	Okay, so Farrah Fawcett dies and goes to heaven. At the pearly gates, St. Peter greets her, and then says "because you were such a good person, you are going to be granted one wish, which you may use to make life better for those left back on Earth." So she thinks about it carefully for a few moments and then declares "I want all the children in the world to be safe!" And a few hours later, Michael Jackson collapsed. Last edited by Jaime_Astorga; 07-19-2009 at 01:14 PM.