Glad to hear you're home and on the mend. I'd love a few days on the couch with my reader, but I'm not willing to sacrifice my carotid (or any other part of me) to do it.

By the way, "crotch wiring" isn't covered by most insurance companies, while "angioplasty" is. It's a semantic thing, I think.
And now I'm off to figure out how to create and manufacture bacon-flavored oatmeal...