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Originally Posted by ShortNCuddlyAm
I'd say it'll be up after both you AND LazyScot have updated your ongoing sagas, but I fear I might get lynched. Or lose the plot (of the story, that is, not in general terms. I lost that years back)
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<picks up phone and dials top secret, ultra secure, yeti-phone number>
"Hello, is that Yeti Pestering Services, unlimited."
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"Excellent, I have a potential commission for you."
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"No the subject is well-known to you. It's Am."
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"Oooh. A discount for that subject. Excellent."
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"Ah. Well there are two areas for to tackle."
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"An extra discount for more with this subject. I like your business model."
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"Details. Well, the first one is for more chapters of The Tale of The Spotted Dick---"
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"You've already got how many contracts for that??? Well, I'll add my tuppence to th---"
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"Well, if you insist that is too much, only 1p it is. Now, the second is to pester her to stop pestering LazyScot."
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"Conflict of interests, huh? How about a bonus to buy you out of the other contract."
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"Okay other contracts. Are you ammenable?"
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"Ummm. How about three bags of Bertie Bassett's finest?"
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"Okay. Five Bags it is. I'll courier them right round. Pleasure doing business."
<hangs up.>