Oh my God!!!!
I just got my fridge and it's gorgeous! It's all clean, and modern, and spacious, everything in it is adjustable, you can control the drawers humidity level: it's a dream come true!!! I can't stop looking at it and opening the doors!
Can I find a fridge sexy? I mean, does it fall into some kind of paraphilia? Because it is sexy...and you should've seen the deliverers! Hot stuff, really. Although to be fair, anyone bringing me that fridge was automatically falling into the "I want you" category. Guys, don't bring me flowers, bring me home appliances!

I need to wait three hours before I plug it, then I'll go to the grocery store! Yay! Now it needs a name! Any suggestions?