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Old 07-15-2009, 01:44 PM   #9
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Originally Posted by Elfwreck View Post
That shows some fascinating logic during Amazon's design/marketing team meetings:

DESIGN: Umm, guys? The Kindle2 has a problem. The case is weak around the points where the covers connect. It tends to crack.

MARKETING: Why is this?

DESIGN: Because the case is made by different people who made the Kindle 1. Cheaper plastic, I think. It breaks easier.*

MARKETING: Hm. Can't have that. If it breaks, people will be sending it in for a replacement. Especially if it breaks right away.

DESIGN: Yep. So, we've drawn up some specs for reinforcers that could be added to the stress-points. Of course, it'll cost a bit to implement them...

MARKETING: Nah, can't have that! The K2 is already more expensive than we'd like; the competition's cheaper! We need a solution that doesn't cost extra money.

DESIGN: Hm. We could, I dunno, issue a warning label explaining how to handle the cover gently, and pointing out that if people are extra-careful with it, it might not crack?

MARKETING: No, we don't want to imply that our product is fragile.

DESIGN: But it is fragile.

MARKETING: You obviously have no experience in sales.

DESIGN: ...

MARKETING: I know! We'll just ship them without covers! Let's make the cover a separate product, so most people won't bother getting one, and those that do will pay enough extra to cover the cost of the returns!

DESIGN:


* Total, wild speculation on my part. No idea why this happens with K2s and wasn't reported with K1s.
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